competition: BEST APRIL FOOL'S PRANK

after i logged off from iby i went to shower. it's 1 something in the am and i like hot showers. i know the fire alarm always goes off if i don't shut the door to the room so after i'm done i open the door and the alarm starts going off. i scream fire! fire! where's the baby? my wife is scared shitless and i'm laughing . she asks what's my problem. i ask what day is it today? she says the first. i'm quiet and then she smacks me and calls me an ass. and lays back down. i'm in bed and she's giggling to herself and i say "sorry?"she says, "you're SO gonna get it!. i'm still waiting and paranoid as hell.LOL