competition: 4th of July Quotes

Everyone forgets that the only reason America has independence is because we had to free ourselves from the British, but I dont forget so easy. Now Britain is trying to get all chummy, imitating us, pretending to support our Awesome wars, stealing our language, worst of all there trying to infitrate our pop culture. Remember nothing good has come from Britain, but I know alot of people liked the Beatles, but the Beatles claimed they were bigger then Jesus, and damnit nobody is Bigger then Jesus.

- JacK English