competition: Joke time :]

This guy walks into a bar, and sees a HUGE jar of money just sitting there on the table, and the bartender notices him just staring at it, so he asks, "Do you want to learn how to get all that money?"


And the guy nods.


Then the bartender says,"First, you have to pay a 10 dollar fee." So the guy pays it.


Then the bartender tells him,"Now, you have to drink a whole bottle of whiskey. Then you pull out a bad tooth from a bull out in the back. My grandmother, is very lonely woman, so you have to do all the sexual positions with her you can think of. So, do you think you can do it?"


Then the guy says,"Umm I'll try to, but I'm not sure if I can do it all.."


So he drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, and then he goes out to the back of the bar for the bull.

After he goes out there, you hear the bull making loud sounds and stuff, and then it's silent.


After that, the guy comes back in and says," Okay... so where's the granny with the bad tooth?"