competition: When I grow up, I Wanna Be...

When I was young, I wanted to be a pimp..later when I realized that I was more likely to be paying one, I gave up on my dreams of one day being able to pimp slap hoes. The passion then completely died the other day, when some women went into the hair salon with an orangutan... when she came out is was a little ginger kid... I asked her where she left the monkey, and she gasped at me, then walked off cautiously.. I don't know, some people hey?

Anyways..that little rusty inspired me.. from that day on.. being yesterday as it were I told my self that I would become the world best hair cutter (not the one that gives you the same style as theirs either either).