competition: Oprah knocks on your door...(READ RULES)

hmmm what would i do? First I would ask her if I could be on the Oprah show. Secondly I would ask her for one thousand dollars. Third, I would ask her if she could hook me up with Tom Cruise xD. If Oprah said no, i would give her some tea with sleeping medication inside of it and then steal her purse...if she doesn't take her tea then i'll just get a baseball bat and hit her and then take her money xD