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hey guys this is seriously wut went down the other night when i went to mexico with my dudes + girls, with john's truck(he didn't even get it registered) but well get there soon)where wuz I, oh right, in the truck with like 6 people in the trucks back, + we get pulled over by some chubby queer cop who thinks hes so big + "in control" cuz hes in his little uniform, but he's not even close , + hes like let me see your license, so i show him and hes like where you kids goin snotty like too, but i didnt mind cuz in like one hour we'd be chillin in some pub in mexico w/ some bud-light,but then he got even worse like when he told us to get out of the truck becuz he thought we were drunk + he forced us to like do sobriety tests + blood work even though he knew we weren't drunk, he wuz just stupid, but when we were done with the tests hes like ohhh + this vehicle isnt registered so we just punched him + did some serious beet downs in the street + went to mexico. seriously wut went down