competition: WORST "Santa claus is coming to Town" RIP OFF

"Oh You better not bend over You better not shave your legs and you better not Cry (like a sissy)
Cuz I'm tellin you why ,that Sicko Pedo is coming to town!
You better be afriad You better be petrified
CUZ he will find you in small places
only your little brother can hide
That mother fucking sicko Pedo is coming to town"!
So Arm Yourself and Be alert!
and when that pedo comes a knocking give him a world of hurt!
Cuz that mother fucking Pedo WAS coming to Rape your town!"