competition: Best funny poem

Yo its Big Time bringin heat from the south.
I'm spinnin balls while I rhyme, you're spinnin balls in your mouth.
I rock the ibeatyou turf like I be rockin the mic.
Cyber blue 42, ready, down, set, hike!
I'm bout 2 explain how I'll reign your parade.
I gotta campaign coming, no way 2 evade.
Like a hurricane coming, y'all be sayin my name.
Cuz the Big Train's runnin now away with the game!