competition: Easiest Recipe

Okay, here's a recipe for a quick and easy lunch that's mighty delicious, provided you can open your mouth wide enough.
Ingredients: frozen bagels, cold cuts (turkey, ham, etc.), sliced cheese, mayonnaise
Step 1: Put a frozen bagel in the microwave. Zap it on high for 30 seconds to thaw.
Step 2: Remove bagel and slice it in half horizontally.
Step 3: Place the two bagel halves in the toaster and toast for 1-2 minutes.
Step 4: Remove halves and place them on a plate. The open side of the bagel halves should be facing up.
Step 5: On the bottom half of the bagel, place two slices of your choice of deli meat, followed by one slice of cheese.
Step 6: On the top half, spread about half a teaspoon of mayonnaise.
Step 7: Turn the top half over and place it on top of the bottom half.
You now have a delicious bagel sandwich!
Note: this recipe assumes you only have frozen bagels available. For a fresh bagel, skip the microwave and toast for about 30 seconds.