competition: You have just recieved your dream TXT message...

Honey guess what!?!? my breast suddenly grew from B's to double D's, the Bucs just won the Super Bowl and want you at the after party, the lottery ticket i bought last week is the 72 million dollar winner, the President just announced that he is leaving office early, gas went down to 5 cents a gallon, and i invited your favorite band to do an exclusive concert at your birthday party tonight.