competition: Weirdest thing someone has said to you

When I was about eight or nine years old, I had just rolled out of bed and came down for breakfast (didn't brush hair or teeth first) and my brother looks at me and says "Not only do you look like a decaying carcass, you appear to be half buzzard pecked as well". I found myself in the same dumbfounded state I fell into the day he told me that watching me eat reminded him of a billy goat gnawing on tin cans and the night he just randomly yelled "BOO SNAGGELER" at me.