competition: How would you escape?

I would Tie the ipod around the ferret and turn it on.then i would slowly and quietly make a small enough hole for the ferret and the ipod.then i would play some tunes on the ipod and squeeze the ferret through the hole.The quards will try and shoot it [ferrets are fast] and miss.ill break free of the wood they would probally see or hear me so i would take cover behind a tree and when they reload i will throw the squeky hard againts a tree near me so they think i am there then i will like Forrest Gump and take cover to make sure they are not after me and if i have to ill make a spear whith a stick and i will sharpen whith stone.