competition: Best Excuse For Missing Work Or School.

I told my instructors that Im having a really bad asthma and by going to school in a very cold weather can get my asthma worst ...so i cant go to their class for the rest of the semesters ( i did that last fall semester and they let me excuse from their classes and allow me to take all my exams at home and turn them in by email =)) ) and still end up having A's and B's on my classes ... ( very fun times .. and very true story =)) )