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competition: Best ONE time excuse for missing work

entry: GF troubles by kdigga

GF troubles
"Sorry, I cant come into work today."
"Why?"
"I cant walk"
"huh?"
"well,got in a huge fight with the GF, and she kicked me in the balls with her stilleto heels as hard as she could."

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melissagail
melissagail pro
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
ahaha, original.
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kdigga
kdigga all-state
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
I recieved the phone call when I was acting as manager for a bar...
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silentknight
silentknight starter
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
Technically she could kick you twice? But then it wouldn't work after that. NAH MEEN? :D
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sidefx
sidefx all-state
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
yeah i would forever be laughed at, at work if i ever used this
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amirjoon
amirjoon starter
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
Have you ACTUALLY used this? Balls of steel kdigga...
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amirjoon
amirjoon starter
over 3 years ago
re: GF troubles
Ouch...
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kdigga
BY kdigga
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 5391  VOTES: 26
KEYWORDS: excuse
DATE ENTERED: Mar 07, 2008 01:22:25pm PST
FINISHED: 8th