competition: Best Way to inform your parents that you're gay.

Son : "Mom, Dad, a girl at school wait a child from me..."
Parents : "WHAT ??? " ~ (è_é)
Parents : "HOW MANY TIMES WE SAY YOU TO USE CONDOMS, POOR IDIOT !!! DO YOU HAVE A SIMPLE IDEA OF THE CONSEQUENCES ???"
Son " HAHAHA...It's a joke, i just don't have sex with girls because i am gay" ...