competition: Best ONE time excuse for missing work

entry: Ummmmmm by Drutigerman

I need the day off, I have Anal Glaucoma.

I just can't see my ass coming in to work today.

Comments

 
 
tHe_oNe
tHe_oNe HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Ummmmmm
LMAO!!!5
briankelley
briankelley HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Ummmmmm
About that...
charleeeboy
charleeeboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Ummmmmm
Err
charleeeboy
charleeeboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Ummmmmm
Err
NY_Assassin
NY_Assassin all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Ummmmmm
lawl
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DATE ENTERED: Mar 07, 2008 04:35:09pm PST
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