competition: The Funniest Jokes You've Never Heard! (Rules!)

A wife went to the police station with her next-door
neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description. She said,
"He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark
wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is
5 foot 8 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and
is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"