competition: 10 Signs that You're a Filipino

1) When you go out somewhere and your mom doesn't know where you went, the first thing she'll do when you get back is ask where you went, who you went with, why you went, how you got there, and then a million other non related questions.
2) You and/or your parents force your guests to eat.
3) You respond to someone opening a can of soda at the possibility someone might be going "Pssst!"
4) If you see "hoy" in a Spanish book, you are automatically inclined to turn the the nearest Filipino next to you and point it out.
5) There's a bigass wooden fork and spoon on your wall.
6) If you have carpet in your hallway, chances are, there's floor runners on them.
7) You at least have one Tito Boy and a Tita Baby.
8) Some of the peoples names in your family have something to do with one of their grandparents.
9) The first thing you do when you wake up is turn off your alarm and say "5 more minutes." Then you wake up a half hour later and say "Aye shiet."
10) You have patis in your house.