competition: Best Dave Chappelle Quote

entry: Balls As Smooth As Eggs!? by mykeyboy27

Balls As Smooth As Eggs!?
Dave: "Pardon me, miss, don't mean to sound rude..
but do you suck balls?"
Miss: "EXCUSE ME!?"
Dave: "Relax, miss, you didn't even let me finish.
Do you suck THESE balls?"
Miss: "OMG, those balls are as smooth as eggs.
Yes, I'll suck them."

Comments

 
 
moealj
moealj all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Balls As Smooth As Eggs!?
haha real funny
JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 3 years ago
re: Balls As Smooth As Eggs!?
Botox for you balls?? LOL 5
latinoheat56
latinoheat56 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Balls As Smooth As Eggs!?
i went over this a million times lady! it always ends the same way....yes i'll suck those balls. haha comedy!
CraigViscomi
CraigViscomi all-city
over 3 years ago
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