competition: You Know You're Getting Old When...

1) When folks in your peer group are no longer getting married because they're all taking turns getting divorced.
2) There's hair where hair isn't supposed to be.
3) You have to order from the section of the menu that has no little chile symbols.
4) You see a retired athlete on TV who you remember watching ball...when they were in HS.
5) People talk about old school anything and they're referring to a piece of music, a movie or a tv show that was popular AFTER you graduated from college.