competition: funniest/lamest jokes

A little girl asks her brother when he is in the shower if she can get in with him. The boy says Fine get in but don't look down the girl says ok and gets in. she looks down and says WHATS THAT! the boy replies thats mr. smiley. they get out of the shower and go to bed. About 2 hours later the girl walks in to the boys room and says brother can i sleep in your bed tonight im scared... the boy says NO!!!. the girl gets mad and says ILL TELL MOMMY YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!!! the boy says fine get in... midnight rolls around and the girl asks "im bored can i play with mr. smiley?" He screamed NO! "Ill tell mommy you were being mean to me!!!" the boy says go ahead tell mom. The girl storms off and the boy goes back to sleep. the boy wakes up in the hospital and his sister is sitting next to him crying. He asks her what happened. She says you wouldnt let me play with mr smiley so i got mad. While you were sleeping i snuck in and ripped off his head.