competition: Worst thing you found in your food

in middle school i have the worst food ever and one day i got more than i asked 4. i ask for a sandwich curtard (only desert left) and water(i thought water would be a safe choice i was wrong). in my water i found a fake nail and half and real finger nail. in my curtard i found a HUMAN HAIR BALL. i never had school meals again in middle school anywayz