competition: 10 Signs that You're a Filipino

1. You eat under-developed duck eggs. (Balut)
2. You use shopping bags as garbage bags.
3. You say "bitch" when you meant "beach".
4. You put up your knee while eating. (so true)
5. You say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino.
6. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
7. You hate to waste food.... Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
9. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
10. You always leave your shoes at the door.