competition: Worst Food on a Plane

A triple bean, triple cheese, pork burrito with double the hot sauce and double the guacamole from Chipotle.

Firstly, it's gonna be a gorgeous mess.
Secondly, it's gonna give you massive gas.
Thirdly, you're gonna have to sit in the stink of that cabin for three more hours until you're wheels down at JFK.
Fourthly, and lastly, that cute Puerto Rican chick who was smiling at you back at the gate will be repulsed beyond any other repulsion she has ever felt in her life.

So I'm told.