competition: Funniest Way to Say You'd Hit That

On rare occasions female riders take s*** from the guys. Pulled up on my bike at a gas station once where a bunch of Harley dudes were already there. One of the the guys asked if I wanted to "twist his throttle," and they all got a chuckle out of that. So I said, "no thanks, but you can be MY bi**h," which got me my own hoots and howls. In motorcycle speak, riding bi**h just means riding passenger. It's not meant to be malicious or demeaning for ladies, but it's often unflattering or demasculating (if they're macho) for guys.