competition: Best Hogger (From World of Warcraft) Story

So I was walking along, minding my own business when one of my friends call me and says "Dude get on WoW right now some lvl 5 Character jst killed Hogger!" so i drop my phone and run off to the closest computer, log in and go to Hogger's Area and ther's this HUGE crowd of over 100 ppl Horde AND Allianceand they're all around a little level 5 Dwarf Priest who was standing at the head of a dead Hogger! I couldnt believe my eyes! The Manager of WoW himself came to talk to the dwarf Character and after an Interview Discovered tht the Person controlling the Dwarf was none other the CHUCK NORRIS! So they let him out of their custody gave him the loot from Hogger and begged Chuck Norris to never use his God-like powers in this game again. THE END