competition: SIGNS YOUR LIFE SUCKS

- the only woman that loves you is your mother

- the only reason why you have so many e-mails is because it is either Star Wars Fan Club or the ones you sent to yourself.

- your kid brother has more girlfriends than you will ever have (which is 1)

- when you go out in public and a little kid says: "mommy, why does that man's face look like a pizza?"

- when your idea of dangerous is cheating at a game of UNO

- and also your idea of fun is watching the 6(idk how many)movies of Harry Potter then reading the series JUST FOR FUN