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entry: Golf? Maybe ;) by dvyntwoman

Golf?  Maybe ;)
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner o

Comments

 
 
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: Golf? Maybe ;)
uh...yeah!
GoHornets
GoHornets pro
over 3 years ago
re: Golf? Maybe ;)
7a. Player should take time to discover well-hidden, sensitized ant mound just above the hole. Course owner clearly affirms Player's arrival at location of said mound. No penalty will be incurred.
ghastlyelephant
ghastlyelephant franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Golf? Maybe ;)
Phil Mickelson wants this.
dvyntwoman
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 151  VOTES: 20
KEYWORDS: couldnt resist this
DATE ENTERED: Aug 08, 2008 11:36:38am PDT
FINISHED: 14th