competition: What are YOUR rules?

1) Momma knows best.

2) Don't take anything for granted, or you'll end up looking like a fool.

3) Don't date guys that think farting is funny, think the sound of farts are funny, or think lighting their farts on fire is amusing.

4) yoga and goji berries to stay fit.

5)Make up, gotta look your best to be the best.

6)The smiths are by law, the greatest band in my lifetime.

7)Don't try to roll yourself up in a long carpet then roll down a flight of stairs, it doesn't work and you'll be bruised and battered for a few weeks.

8)Gabe Saporta for future hubby.

9) Five concerts a year, at least.

10)One night stands are bad news.