competition: 10 Signs that You're a Filipino

they're not that good... just wrote what's in my head :)

1. you eat everything with ketchup
2. whenever you vacation somewhere and there's not many filipinos... you act surprised when you see one. omg look its a filipino like us!
3. you ask very personal questions to people you just met. "how much you make?"
4. you dip bread in your coffee
5. your grandparents smell like salonpas or tigerbalm
6. whenever you have tummy ache you rube manzanilla oil on your belly.
7. you have at least one person in your family who's a nurse.
8. you have a really nice rice cooker you only use when you have a party.
9. you only eat eggplant or spam... if they are dipped in egg and fried.
10. theres lumpia wrapper in your freezer