competition: Dumbest Relationship Fight

when my other half and i used to work in NYC, our offices were near each other's. we met up for lunch one time at a new place and after eating, we began to part ways. i dunno why, but we started disagreeing over where her office was.

me: ok, see you later. by the way, you should be going that way back to the office. that's West.

her: what? no, uh, i think i know where i work. i should be going this way.

me: what? no! that way!

her: no, shut up! this way!

[repeat 20x times]

finally, an old lady, who happened to be walking by, came up to us, and shouted at us:

"IT'S BOTH WAYS, OKAY?!! JUST SHUT UP!"