competition: Best movie line of all time

Greetings, Leonidas.

Greetings, messenger.

<Leonidas kissing messenger>
What the hell was that?

What?

You just kissed me!

That is how men of Sparta
greet one another.

High fives for the women and open-mouth tongue
kisses for the men.

Ooh. I get it.

Get what?

Uh... y-you have a..."free society" here.

Yes. The freest.

Uh, not that there's
anything wrong with that.