competition: Worst thing you found in your food

Well i just finished heating up my pie i got from the freezer. . .i sat down to watch "despraete Housewives" I taped the night before and when i had my first bite of the pie i saw a tail. I screamed and dropped my pie on the ground. It splattered everywhere and aswel as a tail there was a body and a head attached. EWW ! I rang up the company complaining and the next few days i was on the news talking about it.