competition: funniest dog story

me and my friend really hated this dog coz one's this dog sees someone, he'll run for ya. so what we always do is, we'll go around the street so that that dog wouldn't notice us. but one time, he did notice us and suddenly ran after us. me and my friend were stunned when the dog was like 5 feet away, i was carrying a water gun so i soaked that dog. after soaking the dog, the dog crapped (color GREEN!) then died.