competition: Easiest Recipe

Step 1: Get a slice of bread.
Step 2: Insert toast vertically into toaster, or horizontally into toaster oven.
Step 3: Toast for 1-1/2 to 2 minutes.
Step 4: Remove toast and enjoy.
Optional: Spread butter or jam on the toast with a butter knife.
NOTE: Do not place toast back into toaster after adding butter/jam. This may ruin your toaster.