competition: worst thing to say to a cop
entry: are you? by hbcace
cop:do you know why i pulled you over?
man:no.
cop:you were swerving a bit on the road. "looks at man" have you been drinking?
man:yes 6 martinis.
cop:wait here please.
man: hey uh can i ask you a question?
cop: sure.
man:Are you....uh "looks at officers badge"are you jewish?
man:no.
cop:you were swerving a bit on the road. "looks at man" have you been drinking?
man:yes 6 martinis.
cop:wait here please.
man: hey uh can i ask you a question?
cop: sure.
man:Are you....uh "looks at officers badge"are you jewish?
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