competition: How Would U Kill Miley Cyrus?

i would get selena gomez chop her azz up with rusty broken butcher knifes while hanging from her hair over a dirty shark and pharanas (or how ever you spell it) while listening to ALL of paris hilton's songs REALLY loud, and while that is happening, demi lavato is using a dirty rusty knife, separating her teeth to make ALOT of gaps, followed by shoving MANDY's body parts down her throat, and just before selena shaves her hair and falls into the shark and pharana infested dirty waters........selena kisses nick jonas! =) the end! oh and they recorded it all and posted it on youtube! TEE~HEE! XP