competition: Dumbest thing I did as a kid

when i was about three, i was being potty trained.
unfortunately one day, i couldnt hold it in and kinda pooed on the floor. i was too disgusted to pick it up and too afraid to tell anyone, so i just left it there D: when my parents came back they questioned me, afraid that i would get in trouble, i blamed my dog. i still feel guilty to this day D: