competition: The worst start of summer ever!

:( k it all started out in a friendly game of british bulldog when he suddenly tripped and broke his collar bone, after a few weeks over recovery chopkilla4701 decided he was healed and was ready to go bike riding... he was wrong. He fell off his bike and then re-broke his collar bone. Soon after that he decides to go hang at his friends house and while not looking behind him he steps on his friend's dog and then falls into his pool fully clothed with his phone which now does not work at all. Is that all no his friends then go on his jail broken iPod then practically make it a brick and now doesn't work and is so f-ed up his computer won't recognize it. Chopkilla4701 also now has to get a new phone, has no iPod and owes people $250. 100 bucks for his bike and 150 to pay for the ps3 he just bought... Great start for summer