competition: Best 'Past Life' IBY Connection

Winkadoodle and I were born in a past life as twins conjoined back-to-back along the spine. Our mother was a poor, mentally unstable, single woman who so desperately needed the money that she took us on the road with a traveling circus as freaks. One night, in a psychotic episode brought on by grief and disgust, she drowned us in a near by lake. Because our spirits were as connected as our bodies in life, we couldn't go on without each other in death. So, our spirits returned to this world looking for one another. Unfortunately, because we were joined facing opposite directions, we're cursed to be reborn in the most opposite lives possible. Only IBY now joins us.