competition: Funny things to do in an Elevator

ok so walk into an elevator with a lot of ppl in it but u have to be w/ a friend...you start to cough and sneeze and scratch a lot and you friend says "so what did the doctor say about that disease you have? is it spreading?' then you say "yeah he said its spreading and i shouldnt be around anyone and its highly contagious" after you cough make sure its in someones face and start touching the ppl "by accident"