competition: best/worst lie you ever told

When i was in high school i was kind of mean. I called this girls house phone.. i didnt like her at all and her mom answered and said Heather wasnt home and i told her to leave a message and i totally lied to get her in trouble. i said:
" Hi my name is Kelly from Planned Parenthood. I was calling to give Heather her pregnancy results. Have her call me back please."

And her mom was so pissed. And the next day at school Heather came into class and it looked like she had been crying. I felt soooooo bad :(