competition: Pick Up Lines

entry: High-tech Watch by AllenCruz

Man: You're not wearing any panties, aren't you?
Lady: ... I am.
Man: *taps watch* Damnit, my watch is way ahead of time.

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AllenCruz
AllenCruz all-american
over 2 years ago
re: High-tech Watch
are you?* =.= before any grammar freaks in here corrects me =P
AllenCruz
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 29  VOTES: 2
KEYWORDS: crazy funny
DATE ENTERED: Jul 14, 2009 07:02:03pm PDT
FINISHED: 6th