competition: Best Poem for the Lunch Lady (Food Fight)

My name is Nosaj, I love ur homemade Sausage Ur name is Lunch Lady, I love ur homemade Gravy We're both in the Kitchen, I love ur roasted Chicken We're both in school, ur cupcakes Rule We live by a lake, I love ur homemade steak Now for Goodness Sake, let me eat my cake