competition: dumb insults

OK so there's this koala up in a tree and hes smoking a blunt so a lizard looks up and says hey man what are you doing and hes like I'm smoking a blunt dude and the lizard says ohh i want some of that so he climbs up the tree and gets realy stoned and the lizard says hey man i gotta go get some water so he goes down to the river and this alligator walks up and says why are you drinking so much water and he says Ive been smoking some weed and the alligator says oh can i come with you and so they get back to the tree and the koala sees the alligator and says dang dude how much water did you drink?!