competition: Best "Go Away" Response to a Cheesy "Hello"

entry: It Works.. I Swear. by Tsubasa_Noir

Them: Hey sexy.
Me: My mom says my left nipple's higher than my right nipple... that or the other way around, hey do you think this breast is bigger than the other? Do these pants make me look fat? Why aren't I perfect? WHY DOESN'T GOT WANT ME?!?!?!?!

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Tsubasa_Noir
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 281  VOTES: 5
KEYWORDS: woopally
DATE ENTERED: Jul 10, 2008 08:58:40am PDT
FINISHED: 9th