competition: the stupidest/craziest/funniest thing u seen

One time, Jerry Rice came to my school to watch his son play football against my school's team. My friend went to the bathroom and saw Jerry Rice there, but initially, he didn't know it was Jerry Rice. Anyways, he took a piss next to Jerry and he said he looked and Jerry's penis because he was black and my friend said "props dude". Anyways, he didn't know he looked at Jerry Rice's penis until the football coach told him. Lol! My friend got so happy because he saw a celebrity's penis! So weird