competition: Best funny poem

I dominate the comp and don’t worry bout my placement,
U got time 4 every comp, livin in ur mama’s basement.
Ur callin me a poser, whoa, hold the phone.
U got jerseys with everyone’s name on em but ur own!
I didn’t even know that they made them in ur size,
Stick 2 the competition “who can eat the most pies“.
If u could really ball u woulda lost all that weight,
Ur a walking example of y fattys shouldn’t procreate.
Talk about fags, ur sayin bumaye,
If I turned my back, u’d try 2 screw my a!
U need 2 get a broom-aye and clean ur room-aye, take time 2 groom-aye, and then resume-aye.
So keep using this competition 2 try 2 get known,
I’ll let u use my fame but u cant take my throne!