competition: Strangest thing that you heard from a teacher!

OMG! You are not going to believe this: we had this mad science teacher in 9th grade who hated our 3rd block period class. She made us up a batch of chocolate cupcakes with mini milkway candies on top for class (I did not eat it because I am smarter than that, I wrapped mine up in a couple tissues in my bag and took mine home and had my dad examine it). The icing was laced with urine and she had urinated in the icing, I knew it because it smelled "pissy". I told all my friends in my 4th block class to smell it and they agreed it was pissy, so I am glad I did not eat it. My dad came in and explained that it ad tested positive for urine at the hospital lab. She ended up getting fired & court! Luckily nobody got sick. But what was so bad about it was she had theh nerve to bake cupcakes for the class she hated the most and not the other classes and said (while passing them out) "I made these cupcakes especially for you all out of the kindness of my heart"! Gross....glad that sicko got fi