competition: 3 wishes

Three Canadians

Three Canadians are walking down the beach, (one is from the maritimes, the other is from Ontario, and the last is from Quebec) the one from Ontario finds a magic lamp, and they each get one wish.

WISH 1
Canadian from the maritimes: "I wish for there to be more fish in the water to support our economy."

Genie: "It is done."

WISH 2
Canadian from Quebac: "Since the rest of Canada doesn't like us French folk, I wish there to be a wall all around Quebec so no other canadians can get in!!!"

Genie: "As you wish."

WISH 3
The Canadian from Ontario: "Hey Genie, about this wall around Quebec, no one can get in or OUT of it, right?"

Genie: "Right..."

The Canadian from Ontario: "I wish that Quebec was filled with water!!!"